Guess what? The 'spert finally decided to pull his own head out of his own ass. Guess who FINALLY has an appointment? THIS GIRL! We'll finally see if #1's DXA is correct or not. Should we make bets?
Here's how this will work: I'll roll up to UAMS and have a bone density first. IF the bone density shows bone loss, I'll get to see the 'spert immediately afterward. If the DXA says I'm normal for my age, I won't see the 'spert, so instead I'll drive to #1's office for a good old fashioned ass chewing. That expression seems disgusting typed out, doesn't it?
Until then...
