#2 suggested several things that could be causing my osteoporosis. If your mind works like mine, you'll understand when I say I wish he hadn't told me those possible diseases/syndromes/deficiencies that could be the culprit for my shitty bones.
Me and The Google have found entirely too much information on the interwebs. Every time I look at another possible explanation, I have every one of the symptoms. Literally. Every. Single. Symptom. I even read some of them to The Hubs. Without me saying a word, his response was, "Holy shit. You have all those." And it's always the worst case scenario. Naturally.
I hate The Google sometimes. I can hardly wait for #2 to call with those test results. Until then, no more self-diagnosis. Promise.